The Caprine Cure.P2

Mike (Max Power) did not make this session.

🎥 Vibrant Visionary Vlog: “Goats, Gifts & the Great Mother?” – Day 2 at Caprine Springs

[Opening Scene – Recovery Room] 🎬 Camera pans over personalized gift bags. “Hey hey, my radiant renegades! Vibrant Visionary here, and we’ve just emerged from the recovery room. Check out these curated gift bags: Kyle’s got salts that smell like the Alps, Roma’s got a generic mix—classic Roma—and Roe and I? Black coffee packs. Bold. Bitter. Beautiful.”

Turns to Director Nyla “Nyla, real talk—why me?” 🗣️ Nyla smiles: “For your legendary blogs that reach thousands.” Cut to Roma, sipping coffee with a raised brow: “Who owns this place?” 🗣️ Nyla replies: “A board of directors. Mss. Asha Bekar is my superior. Not publicly traded—we don’t kowtow to investors.” Nyla shares her journey from DoubleTree to Caprine Springs: “Here, you’re treated like family.”

[Segment – Graduation Elixir Ingredients Reveal] 🎥 Quick cuts of each guest’s chosen ingredient:

• Roe: Coffee beans, dark and aromatic
• Roma: Delphinium petals, delicate and regal
• Vibrant: Eucalyptus oil, sharp and cleansing
• Kyle: Black salts, “Reminds me of skiing in the Alps,” he says, swirling brandy

[Morning Montage – Behind the Scenes] 🎶 Upbeat music plays

• Vibrant: Vocal warmups and stretches
• Roe: Gym grind
• Roma: 75-minute glam session
• Kyle: Sunrise, cigar, brandy, birds rising in the distance where an isolated patch of trees sway… was there a gust of distant wind?

[Roe’s Research Rabbit Hole] 💻 Roe’s POV: conspiracy forums, political shifts, eerie testimonials “One senator who once was a resort guest flipped from bulldozing this land to protecting it. What changed him?”

[Vibrant’s Vlog – Audience Engagement] 📱 “Okay fam, what’s your take on Caprine Springs?” Comments flood in:

• “Mothman sightings?”
• “A take on native Americans who once worshiped corn?”
• “Cult vibes. Get out while you still can!”

[Breakfast & Poll: Farm or Forest?] 🥐 Dining hall chatter Nyla offers two options: a nature walk thru the pristine ancient Arboretum or a tour of the farm and distillery. Vibrant polls his audience. 📊 “Farm & Distillery wins! Let’s roll.”

[Caprine Springs Farm & Distillery Tour] 🐐 Buck Weather greets them in overalls “Goat yoga and whiskey tasting—our specialties.” 🍷 Inside the barn: Roe samples 23-year-old whiskey from pre-Revolution barrels. “Peat and moss… smooth.” Roma declines, “I’m bored. I want goats.” Clara hesitates, “Do goats spit?”

[Goat Encounter – Something’s Off] 🐐 Roma cradles a baby goat with circular irises that she hands to Clara. Roe points out: “Normal goats have horizontal slits. Looks like 20% of this herd have human-like eyes.” Clara recoils, “That’s not normal.”

normal goat eye

human eye

[Goat Yoga – Unsettling Calm] 🧘 Goats roaming between their legs as they pose or climbing on backs during yoga poses (Warrior, Downward Dog, Lotus). Kyle panics, “This one’s crying. Are those tears?” Vibrant kneels beside a goat. “Look at these eyes, fam. Sweet or spooky?” 

📱 Chat explodes with gifs of floating eyes. Buck offers pumpkin lattes as he excuses himself to deal with a phone message.

[Secret Trail – Roe & Kyle Follow Buck] 🚪 They sneak past the “Employee Only” gate. Buck talks to a beekeeper who complains, “Not enough honey for the ceremony.” Buck appeases him with the reminder “Mother provides.” And that's when Buck gets a whiff of Kyle’s cigar. Roe improvises: “Didn’t want to influence Vibrant’s young fans.”

When they get back and reveal their find to the group, Roma shudders at the thought, "The 5th stanza of the poem you found references bee honey and 'changeth after sleep'! You can tell Buck to stop harvesting because I don't want any!" When Roe unfolds the poem, Kyle reconsiders his gift bag of salts as related to the first stanza 'Bindeth the soul to mother'! Vibrant empties his gift bag of coffee when he re-reads the 2nd verse of 'Black beans bindeth thy will'. 

[Farm Tour Continues at the Pumpkin Shed – More Questions] 🎃 Atlantic Giants under heat lamps. “How do they grow year-round?” Buck: “Mother provides.” 📱 Chat reactions: “Cult alert,” “Buck’s hot in his farmer's overalls,” “Goat milk = brain boost,” “Honey facials?”

[Private Moment – Roe & the Goat] 🐐 Roe whispers to a baby goat: “Hey buddy; stomp if you understand.” It stomps. 😱 “WTF?!” Adult goats intervene. Roe quickly texts a search of: “The Great Mother” + “Occult”. Finds Caprine Group site: “The Great Mother Provides.”

[Roma’s Exit Plan] 🚁 Roma to Sven: “Get the helicopter ready. They keep talking about change—I’m already perfect. I can’t be improved.”

[Vibrant Reflects] 🎥 Vibrant walks through the vineyard, eucalyptus oil in hand. “Fam, this place is beautiful… but strange. The goats, the whispers, the rituals. What do you think? Is Caprine Springs a wellness retreat or something deeper?”

📱 Final poll:

• “Stay and uncover the truth”
• “Run before the ceremony”
• “Ask the goats—they know”

🎬 Fade out with eerie music and a slow zoom on a baby goat’s circular iris.

🎥 Vibrant Visionary Vlog: “The Spring House Secrets” – Continued

[Scene: Back at the Resort – On Camera] 🎬 Camera resumes with Buck addressing the group,  “Have you settled on your next ingredient?” 🎤 Roe slides into his comedy bit: “Your right big toe.” Buck deadpans, “You mean my toenails?” Awkward silence. Roe chuckles, apologizing. Buck offers, “Maybe in your time here… your comedy can grow.” 📱 Chat reacts: “Buck’s got dry humor,” “Roe bombing hard,” “Toenail elixir???”

Roma, curious: “Is there a temple to this ‘Mother’ nearby?” Buck gestures to the landscape, “This entire area is her temple.” Camera pans to Kyle, who notices a sepia photo of Al Capone with a woman outside a rustic spring house. Buck: “That’s the original spring house. Discovered in the early 1700s.”

[Lunch Break – Vibrant Investigates] 🥗 Dining hall, soft jazz in background. 🎤 Vibrant: “Nyla, about this cleansing break… why us? Why now?” 🗣️ Nyla: “It’s always in March. Last one was three years ago.” 📱 Vibrant’s followers dig into archives. One notes: “That date was a new moon. Just like tomorrow.” 🎬 Vibrant zooms in on his screen: “Coincidence? Or ritual?”

[Exploration Begins – Gun Range vs. Spring House] 🎯 Roe asks about a shooting range. Kyle brought rifles, tags, and hopes for a buck. But Roe’s tone shifts: “I’m not hunting. I’m just… uneasy.” 🗺️ Vibrant points to the map: “Let’s check out the old spring house instead.” 🎒 Group gears up: Kyle and Roe bag shotguns, Roma and Clara join the hike.

[The Hike – Arboretum to Hillock] 🌳 Brick paths wind through fountains (including a bronzed goat spewing water), orchards, and gardens. 🎶 Ambient sounds fade. A whispering breeze rustles the trees. 🏛️ Atop the hill: an octagonal structure with a sign: “Historic Bathroom – 1806” 🧺 Chairs and towels outside. Door marked: “Off Limits. Staff Only.”

[Inside the Spring House – Discoveries] 🎥 While Roe and Kyle stand guard outside with their shotguns ready; Vibrant, Roma, and Clara enter. 🌌 Open rooftop reveals sky framed by ancient tree limbs. 🌊 Center: a bubbling pool, crystal clear, five feet deep, ringed by old oak plank decking. Vibrant: “It’s hot… but not scalding.”

He peers in: stone bottom etched with petroglyphs—goats and a female figure. 🪵 He notices a hinged trapdoor in the deck. 🌬️ Suddenly, tree branches above rustle violently—almost a ten feet sway!

[Outside – Roe & Kyle Investigate] 🌲 Roe hears creaking and groaning behind the structure; the crack of wood almost sounds like a tree falling. He and Kyle creep around… 😱 A massive oak now rests near the building—wasn’t there before. 🌱 A fresh dirt trough with exposed wriggling worms marks its path. Kyle: “Did you just see its roots plunge into the ground?!”

[Panic Sets In – Roma’s Realization] 🚁 Roma hears a distant helicopter… flying away. 📱 She hysterically calls to Sven, "Where are you going? You're headed south and I'm here to the north!" And that's when she realizes she has no signal bars. 🎥 Vibrant checks his stream—recording only. No live broadcast since they neared the hillock. Roma: “We have to get back NOW!” 🎬 Camera captures her hustling down the path, heels clicking, panic rising with Clara hot on her heels.

[Closing Vlog – Vibrant’s Urgent Message] 🎥 Vibrant: breathless, walking fast with the group, records, “Fam, something’s not right. The spring house, the trees, the silence… and now no signal. If you’re seeing this later, know this: Caprine Springs is more than a retreat. It’s a ritual. And tomorrow’s the new moon.”

And that’s when they get back within cellphone coverage and Vibrant’s followers belatedly react:

📱 Chat explodes: “Petroglyphs = ancient worship,” “Is the Mother real?” “That tree MOVED!”

📱 Chat floods with reactions:

• “No signal = classic horror setup”
• “Spring house = portal?”
• “Capone knew something…”
• “Why did the tree move?”
• “Is the Mother watching?”

📱 Final poll:

• “Stay and uncover the truth”
• “Escape before the ceremony”
• “Ask Buck about the Mother… again”

🎬 Fade out with eerie music and a slow zoom on the petroglyph of the female figure in the spring.

NEXT SESSION: The Caprine Cure.Conclusion