The Naughty List
The Naughty List , Authored and GMed by Josh Harwood Sunday, December 24, 2023 : Ho ho ho, you’ve been very naughty, and you know what I do to the naughty ones… they suffer my coal fueled wrath and get sent to the dark christmassy abyss of the great old ones!!! MERY CHRISTMAS!!! He ho ho!!! Let’s check in on them now… Luke (Grant): Math student/quarterback. James (David): Law student/stoner. Alex (Bill): Film student/Nerd. Panda (Thom): Film student/Gymnast. The Party (Fraternity house) : Holiday break just meant the opportunity to get wasted without having to attend classes the next day. The music blared which meant conversation required yelling at the person next to you. There were partiers passed out in the bushes outside or in the bathtub upstairs. Others curled around the commode, while others cleared off the kitchen table to do the “vertical bump”. A haze started at the ceiling and slowly grew 3 feet thick in the Living